Are you a Flaming Idiot?

Auditions set for Players’ ‘Flaming Idiots’ West Milford — The West Milford Players, famous for giving back to the community, will finish its 30th season with its spring production of the outrageously funny “Flaming Idiots.” Carl and Phil decide that the ladder to success at the post office is missing a few rungs. They know that big money is waiting for people with entrepreneurial spirit and sound business judgement. They have lots of the spirit but little of the judgement and their new gourmet health food restaurant flounders. Zippy’s, a popular cross town spot, has been crowded ever since Cy Manamalancia, a notorious mobster, was shot there over 20 years ago. What if someone could get murdered in their restaurant? “Flaming Idiots” is a contemporary farce which takes place entirely in the restaurant kitchen and requires five doors for slamming. Needed are six male and two female actors aged 24 and older. Below is the schedule. Be prepared to read from a script. Would you like to become one flaming idiot? Auditions are at the Hillcrest Community Center, 1810 Macopin Road on the following dates: Saturday, March 6, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday, March 7, 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Monday, March 8, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Tuesday, March 9, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Call backs will be on Thursday, March 11, from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. For more information check the Web site, www.thewestmilfordplayers.org, or call 973-697-4400.